Tuesday, April 14, 2009

doxology

i woke up this morning at 4 am and i couldn't fall back to sleep. i proceeded to feel ill for the remainder of the day. i'm not certain if it was gut-rot or something else. it was unpleasant.

my mom did something hilariously awesome this past weekend. she went on a road trip to pennsylvania with a group of seniors from her church to go see an easter passion play. they visited a nearby amish town by the name of "intercourse". yes, that's right friends, intercourse, pennsylvania. i'm not even kidding, you can't make this stuff up. although that's extremely funny, the story does not end there. she took along a copy of the kingston this week newspaper and had her photo taken beside the sign holding the paper up. her intention was to submit it for publication (that's a regular segment in that paper, where the ktw has visited). i'm afraid she's lost her nerve because some of her church-going travel-companions frowned upon her behaviour. that made me laugh so hard. it totally sounds like something i would do. clearly that's where i get my mischievous, cheeky nature. it's so extra funny to me because i've never known that side of her, i'm sure if i'd done that she would've faked offense. i love it. i think she should push the boundaries more often, i like this side of her.

patience is a virtue i need to acquire.
anxiousness is vice i need to discard.

you look so good when you're laughing you know.

5 comments:

Nixon was a fat man said...

hahahahaha! That's really amazing. :) maybe ill move there someday after i retire, and read my sex books under the sign.

i like that she was a badass amonst the seniors. haha

also, i REALLY like the way the letter d looks beside oxo.
doxol

what a great looking word.
like... its gorgeous.
i want to type it all day and look at how neat it looks

hope ur gut rot feels better.

jordin said...

My mom goes to intercourse on a trip for fabric probably once a year. I thought it was hillarious when i first heard it too, especially since it is such a conservative community!

I think your mom ought to submit it!!! Its up to ktw whether they publish it or not!

Melody said...

Awww...your mom cracks me up! I miss her! Maybe we can stop by and say hi while I am there?

Aphra said...

She should submit it, just to see if they would publish it!

Hope you feel better.

yelsel said...

i know. so funny.