ooohh, i'm so happy!!! i just got a letter from my beloved fabulous cousin pamela who lives in the u.k. (also known as united kingdom, also knows as great britian, also known ask england). ohh yay! i haven't heard from her in ages. we write letters because we think they're more fun than emails. i try and send her a letter or postcard each week, but have been slacking off since i swear i haven't heard from her in 2 months. but she just moved house and has all sorts of valid reasons so i won't hold it against her.
at lunch today april started asking me all sorts of weird questions about the Y. stuff like "so, have you met any guys at the Y? is there anyone there you're interested in? would you consider dating someone if they approached you?" it was bizarre, and deep down i thought "somethings up". i told her that there was a guy i'd noticed because he has the same earrings as me - what's up with me being into guys with the same accessories as me lately? first same bag, now same earrings? do i think we can go apparel shopping together or something? actually, i'm not really into the earring guy. but i mentioned him anyways and she was like "is he new? would you date him?" yes he's new and no i wouldn't date him. i hate being hit on. i feel like "who the hell do you think you are? you don't know anything about me!" then she tells me she got an email from nick wolfe brown (he goes to the Y at the same time as me) and he told her that someone at the Y is trying to woo me. i was like "what the heck!!!?!?!?! how is it possible for someone to woo me without talking to me??!?!" it was totally weird and we sat there trying to figure out if it could be earring guy or someone else. later on she tells me she emailed nick back and he responded saying it was david ferrence. that's so creepy. this old man at my work who just got a Y membership. nick said that ferrence comes just to gawk at me. this makes me seriously reconsider my new scantily clad gym clothes...
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That's totally gross. I'm sorry to hear that it's not a really hot guy....
true, but that would put me in the really tough position of not giving in to dating a non-church goer. i've done that before and its not worth the fight. i figure its better to wait til the right person comes a long.
ha ha ha, Well that doesn't surprise me, David is old and weird! Oh, come on Lesley I know that when you found out who it was you wished it was the earring guy instead of Mr Ferrence.
oh mayeline!!! did we forget to tell you it was ferrence?? sorry!! ugh, yes, for sure i do wish it was the earring guy. he's at least cool and not creepy & in serious need of a good flossing.
he is in serious need of a lot of things...
so this backward name thing must be pretty kool and happening...
i am flattered.
why are you flattered? you didn't invent it. you're a nerd. maybe even a nerd alert maybe....
uhhh maybe i didn't invent it. but that's what i've called you for about 12 years now. maybe not to you directly, but i really do use it all the time.
I like your new picture that you're using in your comments now. very cool.
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