Tuesday, December 22, 2009

lazer

i lost my diva cup :S the thing that really annoys me about this is that either yesterday or the day before i thought "i might need my diva cup" so i took it off the hook it lives on and put it in my bag. now it's no where to be seen. i hate it when things aren't where i expect them to be, especially when there's no logical reason why it wouldn't be. i searched everywhere this morning, even in my lunch box, just in case i was crazy and put it in the wrong place. now i'm left having to decide if i should go buy a new one or wait to see if it'll turn up. i'm of two minds: 1) i've looked everywhere, and what seems to have happened is that it fell out of my bag someplace and it won't be retrievable. 2) it's in the one place i haven't checked but after i buy a new one it'll appear. also on one hand... i don't want to spend the money on something like that at this time of year expecially if my original one is just going to show up, but on the other hand it probably wouldn't hurt to have two (since this is not the first time i thought i'd lost it - a back-up would be nice, although not a necessity). tampons make me grumpy. especially when i KNOW i put my diva cup in my bag, i feel like i'm going bonkers!

haha, bonkers is a good word.

however... on the brightside... today is a new day. the knickers has gone, her reign of terror ended. emma is my new boss. and truly, this change couldn't have come soon enough. it's really at the point that knickers had to go, or i had to go. sadly, she left by first pushing all my buttons while being completely oblivious to the fact that she's just damaged our relationship beyond repair. that's quite sad really.

you say you think there's a traitor among us.

5 comments:

Michelle Lamey said...

I feel your pain about particular co workers... oh and the Diva cup. I can't find mine either.

doseger said...

i am hoping the lost item is not a female product but a mug of sorts for coffee or lattee or whatever the cool kids are drinking these days. the post had me convinced that i may be mistaken with talks of monthly things, bonkers and being of two minds.
either way i am not sure what to think and i spend most of my home life searching for misplaced items. you are in good company.

off to google Diva cup...

Anonymous said...

The Diva Cup is something you win when you are the best flopper on your soccer team. I have won the Diva Cup on more than one occasion. It's quite an honour.

Brendan said...

I don't want these comments to end.

Anonymous said...

I'm just wondering what the person who finds your diva cup is going to think...maybe they'll use it as a filter!