explosion

ok i need to address something for women everywhere.

tell me... what's up with the touching???

seriously... what's up with touchy men?!?!?

there's this guy at work who april has a huge crush on. however he's not available and yet he still flirts with her all the time. today though, he kicked it up a notch by touching her!!! do guys not know what that does to a girl??? it was awesome because she was all giggly and hyper when she was telling us about it and i was like "right on!!! now you know what i'm talking about!!" the touching its a dangerous thing.

now guys, my small male audience... don't touch a girl if you are:
a. not available
b. not into her "that way"

now i am refering specifically girls who are crushing on you. its mean. and insensitive.

on the other hand... if you do in fact like this girl (and are available) go ahead. touch her all you can!! its a good way of flirting. but ONLY in that situation. it makes a girl feel like mush inside. even if she seems calm on the outside she's melting on the inside.

i remember being at camp as a teenager. my friend derek had a serious girlfriend back home (who he eventually married), but he was overly friendly to the girls there. he kept touching them, giving them massages and so on. all the girls had crushes on him and were torn apart because they knew he had a girlfriend at home. now that's just mean. don't do that!!!

now you guys who are "just touchy guys" CUT IT OUT! is cruel and unusual punishment!

there is a feeling in me and i don't know why.
is there a feeling in you that you can't deny?