this morning at an all employee meeting, my trans-gender co-worker stole my seat. when i threatened to punch her in the face, she suggested i sat on her lap. i opted no.
sometimes life feels like a silent film.
i've turned over a new leaf. i've discovered how much i appreciate having a tidy home. the non-chaos of the maxipad minimizes my anxiety and stress. so in spite many obstacles (created by myself), i plan to overcome and learn to make having a tidy apartment part of my lifestyle. this will take a great deal of effort on my part, but the rewards will be immeasurable. i know i can do it, because after many years of practice, i now make my bed every morning. the fewer the dishes, or clothes on the floor, the less time required. so i just need to insist on putting my clothes away and cleaning the very few dishes before going to bed each night. this is a reasonable plan, very attainable, so i hope to make this a habit by fighting with my natural instincts.
things are going pretty well. i'm happy and enjoying my life. i'm starting to get a little bingy so it appears that PMS is on its way, i hope to make it thru the week without melodrama.
i'm very thirsty, but unfortunately there's something stinky in my fridge that is making all juice, milk or water taste really nasty. you'd think that would motivate me to discover the source, and yet it hasn't.
oh i forgot to tell you, my favourite line in the ghost and the darkness was:
"i've killed a lion too, you know."
"oh ya? how many shots did it take you?"
"none, i used by bare-hands."
hahaha, that totally cracked me up. sometimes i think i must sound strange to my neighbours because i laugh out-loud with all my girth.
pancakes are not quite the same without melinda.
you can learn how to be you in time.
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You don't have that much girth.
that might be so, but i laugh with ALL of it ;)
what are you doing at work at this time of night?!?! video games??
ahahaha
you do have baking soda in your fridge, right?
i'd suggest checking the vegetable drawer. that's usually where i find the stinky offender. today, i was in the cold room (aka the back porch) and i discovered a half-liquified potato and a bag of rotten carrots. i have a hard time with some vegetables.
I just threw away liquifiied parsley from my fridge this morning.
yummy!
girls! i'm surprised at you! now now... lets not wasteful, you should have eaten it anyway :p
well this morning after having some gross tasting milk i emptied the fridge. it is so sparce now. i also put in some baking soda to combat the remains. let's hope it helps. doing this made me late for work. oh well, i'm bad at time management, i always think "it'll only take a second" but it never does.
Um. No I was working on a new chart of accounts for a client. Oh, okay. You must have been talking to Sarah. I confess: I was playing Age of Empires II. How embarrassing.
hahahaa. sorry to bust you on pspd. no worries, don't be embarrassed. you're a typical guy. well you're not really, but you are in that way.
it's tricky, the vegetable thing. i think i'm going to try to stick to frozen veggies for the most part, except salad stuff. they're too expensive to throw away
argh, i just wrote this big long comment and then it didn't take. argh. oh well, i'll just say... that sounds like a good idea.
Les! I would email you this - but now I"m not sure which one to use...hotmail or gmail? Anyway...on my boring friday afternoon today I discovered that Susie Muntz works at a church literally down the street from my house! I sent her an email...who woiuld have thought we'd end up so close & have no idea! Anyway - had to share the weird/fun fact.
Melody
P.S. Please tell me which emaill address to use and I'll delete the other one from my address book.
MELODY!
that's so funny! what a small world. craziness! she's a super girl. i'm just using my gmail now. so you can email me there. k? love you!
when i get back we will have a pancake date... we can even make them in pei in a trailer!
i'm looking forward to it!
:D
;)
:p
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