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i am not a fast reader.
but i am nearly finished the 400 page book i started yesterday. seriously, it's an awesome book. i'm completely addicted to it. hardly a spare moment goes by that i'm not reading. when i'm not at a computer, sitting in a dentist chair, or dancing with no pants on while wearing galoshes, i'm reading that book. if you like living vicariously thru your single friend's crazy adventures, then you need to read this book. and don't say you don't because if you read this blog frequently there's a little bit of that going on...

on friday night i went to see julie doiron at the grad club with andrew and shannon. the opening band went on at 10:30, she went on around midnight. we were TOTALLY falling asleep :S that part sucked, but she was good and it was fun – a&s are good company. i didn't get home until 2. anyways, i bought a cd and when i was at work, i was listening to it with my new headphones (which i love by the way, they block out the surrounding noise wonderfully, and the sound quality is great) and i heard a cat meow! i was shocked and startled. i paused the music to determine where the meowing was coming from, who in their right mind would bring a cat to work!?!?! i heard nothing. i pressed play. soon, i heard it again! pause. listened. nothing. play. meow. pause. nothing. play. meow. rewind. play. meow. rewind. play. meow. it was coming from that track! it sounded so real and close! it sounded as though it was coming from a direction. it made me laugh that i'd been so duped. so funny. headphones are tricky that way.

i tried to keep a straight face at the dentist today as my dentist lady wiped my face. it struck me very amusing, and i very slowly began to crack a smile. i was kind of embarrassed that i found it so funny. she probably would have thought that was childish of me. i wouldn't have minded had it not been such a personal and intimate act. i'm smirking now.

if i'm permitted to say this... i have a nice neck. i think it's one of my best features. i probably wouldn't have noticed had people not complimented me on it. i know it seems weird, because it's just a glorified hinge. but it's nice, and i might as well have features i appreciate. frig, everyone should have features they like about themselves.

i want you,
i want you,
i want you,
i want you to sew a button on my shirt.