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i'm all about the forking out "relationship advise" these days. and i'd have to say i'm pretty good at it. melinda says its like i'm one big cosmo magazine. if you have relationship problems give me a call. although, i'll have to ask you to refrain from asking advise about the bedroom. if you need help in that area you'll have to ask irina.

you might be thinking "what makes les an expert in these things?" i'd have to say just my gut instincts and i'm quite observant of people. but really, i also strongly believe in the "when harry met sally" philosophy. which is: guys and girls can't be friends without one of them having feelings for the other. this has been true in my life. without fail. the only friend that hasn't happened with is dan roud and that's probably because we've been friends since i moved to kingston at 3. and he's like a cousin. anyways, seriously, think of your friends of the opposite sex (and i'm talking about good friends, who you spend time with. not just your friends you hang out with in a group). do you like them? if not, they probably like you.... sorry, hate to break it to you. i appologize if that makes you feel awkward around him/her.

now for those of you who are thinking "les, you're really not very good at the guy-girl thing, i know some of your exboyfriends.... talk about bad judgement". i'm not saying i'm good at it personally, i'm just saying i'm good at giving advise to other people. it makes a difference when you're not emotionally involved. come on people. when has my advise ever steered you in the wrong direction... actually, al was saying the other day "you can't trust a guy named les". then he realized i was standing right there. hahahaha. dan adams used to say "what do you know, you're less than everyone...". ironic that dan adams came up in today's entry. very relievant considering the topic.... oh that's ancient history now. wow, seriously that was 10 years ago. hard to imagine. way before i got corrupted and cynical. just kidding.

so i guess the gist of this entry is that i know you're in love with me.
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just kidding. although, it does make me wonder....
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