so people, what should i talk about today?
- my wet ankles? the fact that my bellbottoms suck up water in puddles like a sponge?
- the fact that i was the last person out of the office tonight and that when i left, my car was the only one in the parking lot?
the other morning i was preparing my hash-browns for breakfast and got some juice out of the fridge. it was melinda's, actually i bought it, it was a no-name lemonade and i let her use it for her potluck. as i drank it i thought "this tastes really funny" it was leaving a bad aftertaste like coconut (which i hate. i hate coconut). but thought "that's crazy, keep drinking it". got to almost the bottom when i just couldn't take it anymore. it tasted so weird, and i was starting to feel nausous. that night i said to mindy, "what's that juice in the fridge?" she was like "lemonade, why?" i said "it tastes like coconut". "oh, it has coconut rum in it". hahahaha. i had rum at 6:30 in the morning and then went to work. hahahahaha. so wacky.
i'm starting to go off my hash-browns. which isn't good. i'm very rotational with my breakfast foods. i'll go on a big... hash-brown kick (for example) and eat nothing but hash-browns for several months. but then get really grossed out by them and have to move onto something else. i don't know what i'm gonna move on to next!! i need some kind of breakfast injection or something.
my room is in utter chaos right now. i suppose go in cycles with the tidiness of my room. i like it when its clean, i just don't know how it gets messy.
and i need to wrap my presents. i'm starting to get excited about christmas. actually, its more the spending time with my family than the getting gifts. christmas day is my FAVOURITE day of the year. i don't leave the house all day. i'm anal about that. it drives my family crazy. they're like "hey les, do you want to go for a walk?" "no." last year they all went out for a stroll together and i used joy's treadmill. hahahaha. that's the price i pay for being stubborn. i really like doing jigsaw puzzles on christmas day. actually, i'm strangely good at puzzles. and at packing a car with luggage. i feel like its the ultimate puzzle that i've been in training for my whole life. joy often buys me these little "i.q. puzzles" from the dollar store where you get rated on your genus based on how long it takes. we always get a big kick out of the fact that i'm unusually fast at them and kick tim's ass. its funny because he's an engineering physicist and i'm lesley. we even do them in different rooms to avoid cheating and i STILL beat him. i think it secretly bruises his ego a little.
1 comment:
You've already given a clear indication as to what should be your next breakfast obsession. Rum! It doesn't have to be rum, you could do Bailey's in coffee or all other kinds of tasty concauctions. Alcohol has quite the caloric kick, so you could probably get through to lunch-time without solid food at all, and you'd have a pretty interesting time doing it. The only real drawback, other than the chance that you'd loose your job, is that you'd sober up by midday, so you might want to invest in a flask.
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