i don't want to go to work today.
i don't want to wear my work clothes.
i want to be comfy.
and to stay in bed all day.
lesley is an idiot.
she has shot herself in the foot.
ok maybe i'm not an idiot, but i feel like one.
i think i may mope all day.
and lick my self-inflicted wounds.
it's just that i've been losing so long.
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sounds like a good commercial for gun control!
Hope your foot feels better soon.
oops, i didn't literary shoot myself in the foot. i have never and never will ever, held a lethal weapon in my hand. no, i meant that figuratively.
I might have heard the bang if you actually shot yourself. We're not so far away. And heard the ambulance. I was speaking figuratively as well. Figurative guns and figurative feet.
coding all morning must make me deliberately obtuse. sorry!
hahahaha. sometimes i think a literal shot in the foot would be less inconvienent.
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